Ingredients:

	3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter or margarine, softened
	1/4 cup Halcion
	3/4 cup granulated sugar
	1/2 cup Ativan
	3/4 cup packed brown sugar
	1/4 cup Nembutal
	2 eggs
	1/2 cups Demerol
	1 teaspoon vanilla extract
	1/8 cup Phenobarbital
	1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
	1/4 cup Percodan
	1 teaspoon baking soda
	1 Guatemalan Banana Farm
	1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
	1/4 cup Darvocet
	1/2 teaspoon salt
	1/4 cup Dexedrine
	3 cups rolled oats
	1/2 cup Xanax
	2 cups butterscotch chips
	1/2 bottle scotch
	1 dash Cahoots

Directions:

1. Heat oven to 375 degree F.
2. In a large bowl beat the butter or margarine, granulated sugar and brown sugar together. Add the eggs and vanilla, beating well.
3. In a medium-size bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt. Gradually add flour mixture to butter mixture; stir until blended.
4. Stir in oats and butterscotch chips.
5. Mix pills in a large bowl.
6. Drop by tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart.
7. Drop by tablepoonfuls about 2 inches apart.
8. Drop by tablespoonfls about 2 iches apart.
9. Drp by tablespoonuls about 2 inhes apat.
10. Dop by talespoofuls abut 2 inces aprt.
11. Dro y tableponuls abu 2 inhs apat.
12. Dp b ablepoonus abu 2 ichs aa.
13. p b ablpoous au 2 ich a.
14. p b alepoos abu ich a.
15. p abepoou bu ic a.
16. Bake until the edges begin to brown.
17. Transfer victims to a wire rack.

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