Ingredients:
3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter or margarine, softened
1/4 cup Halcion
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup Ativan
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/4 cup Nembutal
2 eggs
1/2 cups Demerol
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 cup Phenobarbital
1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup Percodan
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 Guatemalan Banana Farm
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 cup Darvocet
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup Dexedrine
3 cups rolled oats
1/2 cup Xanax
2 cups butterscotch chips
1/2 bottle scotch
1 dash Cahoots
Directions:
- Heat oven to 375 degree F.
- In a large bowl beat the butter or margarine, granulated sugar and brown sugar together. Add the eggs and vanilla, beating well.
- In a medium-size bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt. Gradually add flour mixture to butter mixture; stir until blended.
- Stir in oats and butterscotch chips.
- Mix pills in a large bowl.
- Drop by tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart.
- Drop by tablepoonfuls about 2 inches apart.
- Drop by tablespoonfls about 2 iches apart.
- Drp by tablespoonuls about 2 inhes apat.
- Dop by talespoofuls abut 2 inces aprt.
- Dro y tableponuls abu 2 inhs apat.
- Dp b ablepoonus abu 2 ichs aa.
- p b ablpoous au 2 ich a.
- p b alepoos abu ich a.
- p abepoou bu ic a.
- Bake until the edges begin to brown.
- Transfer victims to a wire rack.