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My Good Friend

My good friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, a very longtime. On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of months now. Good hello!

It takes fate, courage and God's Fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made things did not worked out as we projected then. I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction i called you for an assistance which didn't worked out then... finally worked out now by God's infinite mercy!

I am obliged to inform you that I have succeeded in receiving the funds with the help of a new partner from Luxemburg who has the hands of an Angel. Of God.

Everything was perfectly done because we striked a deal with one of the dearly beloved Lady accountant who works with the Remittance Department of the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF) and she rendered a tremendous help to us.

My new partner initiated this idea and everything worked out successfully. IMMEDIATELY upon hearing this, I decided to contact you, just to let you know. I have conscience as a human being, and due to your tremendious effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect and in appreciation of your earlier assistance to me in receiving the Funds I have decided to compensate you with the sum of USD$1.5m. (M standing for "mucho millions")

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Luxemburg for numerous business negotiations and establishment which involve the purchase of many fine Luxomborgian stamps and several hearty jogs around the country... I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my sincere heart attached to this mail (see attached), I have deposited this fund in your favour with a "security company" in the custody of my secretary as your COMPENSATION for your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it were.

Please,contact my Secretary now Mr. WILLIAM MBA on his Real Email: williams_mba001@monkeypox-killfukcer-i-kill-you-i-fucking-kill-you.fr

You are to forward to him the following :

  1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS WHERE TO SEND THE MONEY.
  2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER
  3. YOUR DATE OF BIRTH
  4. YOUR ADDRESS
  5. A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR
  6. TWO RECYCLABLE OBJECTS (any)
  7. THE RING OF TRUTH
  8. TEARS OF A GYPSY
  9. YOUR PHONE NUMBER (real)
  10. THE NAME OF YOUR BOSS - WHO IS SHE??
  11. TRACEROUTE TRANSCRIPTS OF PRIOR CONTACT
  12. THE MAP (without it we are all dead)
  13. FEAR OF GOD
  14. YOUR MAIDEN NAME
  15. AMEN

He (Secretary) will advise you further if there is any other thing you needed to provide, Feel free to reach him via his very real email address and get back to me as soon as you recieve the funds immediately. So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired.

Sincerely Yours,

CLEMENT

Page last modified on June 05, 2012, at 10:27 PM
Last edited by diddy.
Originally posted by Clement.