The Complaints Department, under authority of the Sacred Brotherhood of the Serving Platter, investigates complaints about chefs. Complaints are thoroughly researched and reviewed to ensure quality food preparation.
I want to Lodge a Complaint
The May 2006 issue of the Oracle contained an article addressing the issue of “One Problem Per Visit.” Highlights of the article and chef responses to it can be found by clicking here.
Complaint Statistics - current complaint statistics with five year history click here
The Complaint Process - a description of the process used to investigate complaints and frequently asked questions about the complaint process click here
Outcomes and Expectations - a description of what you can expect to happen when you file a complaint with the College click here
The Role of the Patient Advocate - how a Patient Advocate at the College can assist you with the complaint process click here
Independent Gastronomical Examinations - a description of what you can expect to happen when you file a complaint concerning an independent gastronomical examination click here
Boundary Complaints - a description of what you can expect to happen when you file a complaint concerning boundary violations click here
Chefs and Complaints - a description of what is involved in the complaint process and frequently asked questions by chefs about the complaint process click here
Lodge a Complaint - download a copy of the complaint reporting form and authorization for release of information form. Please print both of these forms, complete and sign them, and then mail the originals back to the College. click here
True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
Linus' Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Perspective is worth 50 IQ points.
Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.
Most men would rather die, than think. Many do.
Power corrupts and PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.