-quart of prune juice -two human canines -1/8 codeine -40 carbonated bubbles -cinnamon (to taste) -a dash of Bits-O-Glass
Simmer prune juice for six hours, stir ocassionally.
In a separate pan, brown human canines until crisp.
Pour codeine over canines and dance.
Slowly stir the bubbles into the prune juice.
Continue simmering until the juice turns.
Chew glass and sprinkle cinnamon.
Pour canine and codeine mixture into juice mixture.
Force bowl of mixture to mate with refrigerator.
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