Lubber Net


-quart of prune juice
-two human canines
-1/8 codeine
-40 carbonated bubbles
-cinnamon (to taste)
-a dash of Bits-O-Glass

Simmer prune juice for six hours, stir ocassionally.
In a separate pan, brown human canines until crisp.
Pour codeine over canines and dance.
Slowly stir the bubbles into the prune juice.
Continue simmering until the juice turns.
Chew glass and sprinkle cinnamon.
Pour canine and codeine mixture into juice mixture.
Force bowl of mixture to mate with refrigerator.

Delicious when served with Brain Loaf

True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

Larry Wall Creator of Perl

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.


Linus' Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Eric S. Raymond The Cathedral and the Bazaar

Perspective is worth 50 IQ points.

Alan Kay

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

Douglas Coupland Microserfs

Most men would rather die, than think. Many do.

Bertrand Russell

Power corrupts and PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

attributed to Vincent Cerf, actually John Emerich Edward Dalberg, 1st Baron Acton

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.

Marcel Proust

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Mahatma Gandhi

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

-- Gandalf
Page last modified on June 12, 2008, at 07:15 PM
Last edited by lubber.
Originally by lubber.