• one bucket salt
• one bucket starch
• one bucket water
• 900 parts per million Polymethylsiloxane
• one floppy chef's hat
• one large black mustache
• one vial mustache glue

Put salt, starch, water and Polymethylsiloxane into large bucket. Mix until play-doh.

Apply thin line of glue to face. Apply mustache to face. Put remainder of glue into large bucket.

Put on floppy hat. Throw play-doh into air until it is pizza.

Bake.

Sell.

Kill.

Kill!

KILL!

KILL KILL KILL!!!

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