Yo Momma
- Yo Momma so anti-capitalist, she got fired from a blow job
- Yo Momma so anarchist, she thought "hot meals" were stolen food.
- Yo Momma such a luddite, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- Yo Momma so interpelated, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
- Yo Momma so ensnared by the frame of cultural studies, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
- Yo Momma such an incremental gradualist, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo Momma so anti-capitalist, burglars break into her home and leave money.
- Yo Momma's consciousness so false, she posted snaps about herself.
- Yo Momma’s such a Situationist, she called the drug hotline to order some.
- Yo Momma’s so anti-consumerist she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
- Yo Momma such a strong adherent of Fourierian anarchist theory, she thinks "socialism" means a belief in partying.
- Yo Momma’s so crypto-fascist she put a peep hole in a glass door.
- Yo Momma's such a strict adherent to consensus-based process, she's still debating how to respond to last month's snaps.
- Yo Momma such an anarcho-syndicalist, when she went into labor, she put it to a strike vote.
