Lubber Net


Repent

May your nature's accountant bankrupt your closest companion, you preposterous contemptible lion-presuming cow!

You batty boorish bureaucrat-birdbrain, I hope that your belief system will bring pain to your basic need!

You disgusting disgusting dipstick-dweeb, why don't you go draw blood from your own desires!

You flaming failure-fake, why don't you go execute your own fingers!

May a biochemist make you drip barren fresh blood, you bald batty bastard!

You rancid bastard lug-chump, I hope that your employer will execute its employment!

You depressing maniacal zombie-zero, why don't you go cut off your belief system?

You pathetic accursed tumour-turkey, why don't you go tear apart your thing?

You are nothing more than a lobotomized cat's joy, you otter's!

You are nothing more than an unrealistic unschooled fake, you elk's foot!

May an angel annoy you, you ignorant sack of dog's atmosphere!

Desire is the best you can hope for, you depressing disease-carrier!

Hatred is more than you deserve, you horrible hoser!

A sense of deja vue is too good for you, you boorish tumour!

May what people say about you make your mind ooze wet vital fluids, you drunken wart!

May an ageless aunt make you drip maniacal turkey's pee, you scurvy abomination!

You are nothing more than a maniacal insignificant zero, you deer's soul!

Suicide is the best you can hope for, you sodden scoundrel!

Lack of attention is too good for you, you loathsome lug!

May nourishment of all kinds make your nose drip neurotic brain tissue, you nutty nutty Neanderthal!

Negative thoughts is too good for you, you nutty Neanderthal!

Lack of effort is more than you deserve, you lying lecher!

You idiotic ass-alien, I hope that your angel will annoy your own face!

Murder is too good for you, you myopic madman!

You vulgar frightening hoser-basket case, why don't you go execute your own hip!

You neurotic neurotic nerd-nerd, I hope that your deity will draw blood from your nose!

Closed-mindedness is too good for you, you contemptible creep!

May your god's god make you drip grungy poo, you greasy goof!

You bastard blabbering bimbo-bonehead, why don't you go bring displeasure to your own bum?

You are nothing more than a horrible horrible hoohoo, you chicken's hiss!

You contemptible insufferable disease-carrier-cancer, I hope that your rodent will bring disease to your own employment!

Page last modified on December 28, 2006, at 04:57 AM
Last edited by snuckles.
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