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This is The LubberNet MasterNode

What is The LubberNet MasterNode? The amoristic-piratic literary epicenter.

What is LubberNet?
LubberNet is a laboratory concerned primarily with the proliferation of highly
multifarious combinatoric mutations of love, piracy and fine literature. Right!?

How To Use LubberNet

  • Yo Momma so anti-capitalist, she got fired from a blow job
  • Yo Momma so anarchist, she thought "hot meals" were stolen food.
  • Yo Momma such a luddite, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • Yo Momma so interpelated, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
  • Yo Momma so ensnared by the frame of cultural studies, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
  • Yo Momma such an incremental gradualist, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo Momma so anti-capitalist, burglars break into her home and leave money.
  • Yo Momma's consciousness so false, she posted snaps about herself.
  • Yo Momma’s such a Situationist, she called the drug hotline to order some.
  • Yo Momma’s so anti-consumerist she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
  • Yo Momma such a strong adherent of Fourierian anarchist theory, she thinks "socialism" means a belief in partying.
  • Yo Momma’s so crypto-fascist she put a peep hole in a glass door.
  • Yo Momma's such a strict adherent to consensus-based process, she's still debating how to respond to last month's snaps.
  • Yo Momma such an anarcho-syndicalist, when she went into labor, she put it to a strike vote.

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Page last modified on September 23, 2021, at 10:47 PM
Last edited by Lubber.
Based on work by swagmaster, Shotta, teh, and Lubber.
Originally by lubber.