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CELLPHONED EGGS
Recipe By : wymsey.co.uk
Serving Size : 1
Preparation Time : 1:30/watt
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 x egg
1 x insulated eggcup
1 x non-metallic table
1 x am/fm radio
2 x cellphones
Place the egg in the eggcup in the centre of the table Switch on the radio and turn it up to a comfortable volume Switch on phone A and place it on the table such that the antenna is about half an inch from the egg Switch on phone B and ring phone A then place phone B on the table in a similar but complementary position to Phone A. Answer phone A
Cooking time: This very much depends on the power output of your mobile phone. For instance, a pair of mobiles each with 2 Watts of transmitter output will take three minutes to boil a large free range egg. Check your user manual and remember that cooking time will be proportional to the inverse square of the output power for a given distance from egg to phone.