Lubber Net


This is The LubberNet MasterNode

What is The LubberNet MasterNode? The amoristic-piratic literary epicenter.

What is LubberNet?
LubberNet is a laboratory concerned primarily with the proliferation of highly
multifarious combinatoric mutations of love, piracy and fine literature. Right!?

How To Use LubberNet

  • one bucket salt
  • one bucket starch
  • one bucket water
  • 900 parts per million Polymethylsiloxane
  • one floppy chef's hat
  • one large black mustache
  • one vial mustache glue

Put salt, starch, water and Polymethylsiloxane into large bucket. Mix until play-doh.

Apply thin line of glue to face. Apply mustache to face. Put remainder of glue into large bucket.

Put on floppy hat. Throw play-doh into air until it is pizza.

Bake.

Sell.

Kill.

Kill!

KILL!

KILL KILL KILL!!!

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Page last modified on September 23, 2021, at 10:47 PM
Last edited by Lubber.
Based on work by swagmaster, Shotta, teh, and Lubber.
Originally by lubber.