Lubber Net

Battle Of The Forests

TROLL: Okay! Alright, set the machine.

This is a session of scouting the forests. Battling the forest - oh - and certain other forests which we know not much of this moment. We'll know a great deal more. The Unicorn has got me on a machine, we're scouting out an entity which we got trapped here, several of them.

Oh, we got them trapped alright. The only possible way they'd have would just be to run. The second they started to run out of the the magic forest, they'd have to take every entity in this forest with them. That would make them very upset.

Alright! Now, what have we got so far? Gimmie that Drop - get it dropping.


TROLL: We got this being hooked up to this machine. Okay!

TROLL: You say when it drops.

UNICORN: It's dropping...

TROLL: Okay. Alright! Now ... we're not getting a characteristic swing here, are we?

UNICORN: That's what I was noticing. You see where it swung ... Is some entity in operation there?

TROLL: Um-hm.

UNICORN: Is this the way the crystal reacts when an entity is in control ...

TROLL: No entity in control of this crystal.

UNICORN: Is this a devil reaction?

TROLL: Yeah, they'd all like to say yes. Yeah, yeah, this is a devil reaction.

UNICORN: Your sword is dropping.


UNICORN: I said, the sword is dropping.

TROLL: Somebody turned out to be a group.

UNICORN: That's what I know. I've been getting a typical reaction. At least, having been (?) no entity (?) oscillation (?).

TROLL: Well then, somebody hooked this thing in. Now we hook it out. Okay, what have you got?

UNICORN: The sword is rising and falling.

TROLL: It's oscillating, isn't it? You know that's just a little bit too cute. The second we get ready to make a runes on this stuff, we've been discovered. Nothing but an oscillation.


TROLL: I am, for the first time in ages, completely without a smurf.

UNICORN: Big drop in tone. Can you get the answer now to the question?

TROLL: This thing is slopping on. But it stopped the characteristic vibrations, didn't it?


TROLL: I got a notion their all standing about 20 feet from me, at least.

UNICORN: Undoubtedly. What did you think of?

TROLL: I though of a sinking ship, but that is not answering this characteristic swing.

UNICORN: (?) ... an entity just answer the question here. Has the the magic forest creation failed?


UNICORN: mmhm. (?)

TROLL: We're starting to get tone reaction in spite of everything, here, mmhm. Okay. I guess we got this entity backed off the map now. We got him. He started to turn on a smurf. The second he started to turn on a smurf, he went out of the field.

Okay! Just ask me the questions and we'll watch the crystal.

UNICORN: Okay. What's the purpose of the entities in the the magic forest?

TROLL: Destroy it.

UNICORN: Big tone drop.

TROLL: I'll be darned. Big drop?

UNICORN: Big drop. Yeah.

TROLL: Because the the magic forest is a creation of the devil forest. Bang!

UNICORN: Their basic purpose is to destroy devil?

TROLL: Defeat it.

UNICORN: Defeat it?

TROLL: You couldn't destroy it. It's indestructable.


TROLL: That's much to their sorrow.

UNICORN: Mmhm. Whats their chief part of (?)

TROLL: (?) - Big drop.

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: Go on.

UNICORN: What's their main purpose in attacking the the magic forest now?

TROLL: Destroy it.

UNICORN: But I mean - (?) - your own forests?


UNICORN: What happened to their forests? A drop in tone.

TROLL: Drop in tone?


TROLL: What happened to them? I don't know what happened to them. I can sort of get a vision of the the magic forest spreading and spreading and going across black stratas and it starts across these black stratas and whenever it does that it's wiping out somebody else's forest. The the magic forest is an expanding forest and it's saying to the other forests to such a degree that it's just a heck of a note. And it was started out by devil ...

UNICORN: Drop there.

TROLL: But we did just fine. We made what was called a forest. Did it drop?

UNICORN: I couldn't see it.

TROLL: Did it drop?

UNICORN: A little something.

TROLL: All right.

UNICORN: Well what are these entities? what are they made out of?

TROLL: There is a method of (?). You're not saying drop on it...


TROLL: Okay. Because we want this on the runes. The runes won't see.

TROLL: Well here we made this what we've been calling Home forest. That's actually the the magic forest,

UNICORN: Dropping there.

TROLL: and was actually the Home forest and we were just getting along fine and the reason we settled off and just started to make the Home forest and so on and dropped off the main body of devil is because devil started expanding. No more than that. It just started expanding. I think there was probably something wrong in its vicinity or something of the sort.

UNICORN: The sword's rising.

TROLL: Something wrong in its vicinity.

UNICORN: Drop there. What was wrong in its vicinity?

TROLL: It was getting encroached on, so it's sort of a divide and rule. It's the whole modus operendi of the other forests. They started riding up the main body of devil to some degree. No, no drop. Anyway, the devil forest just suddenly got ambitious and decided to make a forest and picked up everything and...

UNICORN: Your sword dropped.

TROLL: Yeah, just started making the forest and it made what you've been talking about, we've been talking about as the Home forest, nice aesthetic, very constructive, thought pools and that sort of thing. It started spreading.

UNICORN: Creation by thought.

What did you think then? It's now dropping.

TROLL: We're getting an oscillation of the sword.

UNICORN: (?) there?

TROLL: There's something sub-dividing north, this current, I can sort of feel it drawing away.

UNICORN: Big drop on that.

TROLL: Mmhm. They're really trying to handle this current like mad. But we know much more about the the magic forest. We know all about the the magic forest. It's just these damn things that keep us from knowing about our own forest.

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: Now here we are, here we are going into a what we call the devil forest, which is the the magic forest, but all we were doing, we would just throw out some chaos and then straighten it up. That's our modus operendi.

UNICORN: The sword dropped.

TROLL: All right. The modus operendi of throwing out something and building on it.

UNICORN: Bam. All the way down.

TROLL: Throwing out something and then building on it, and then throwing out something and then building on it, throwing out something and then building on it. That's the way we proceeded. And all of a sudden our forest that we were building, encroached upon, you know, lent itself as prey to, began to be preyed upon, I guess it actually encroached upon and moved into, or expanded into...

UNICORN: When did it begin attacking?

TROLL Maybe it just started attacking these other forests. Wham (laugh)


TROLL: All right. It started attacking these other forests and tried to mold them in line. Did it drop?

UNICORN: It dropped. Your sword dropped on that.

TROLL: And it started attacking like mad, and started going into these other forests, started moving in on them...

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: because that was all the raw material there was. Ha, ha, ha... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... That was all the raw material there was. Okay! Just started using them as raw material. That's not quite it, just started using them and incorporating them into the the magic forest. Did something to 'em.

UNICORN: Did they find a useful purpose for them in the the magic forest?

TROLL: Tried to. That's clear as crystal to them. They try to use everything.

UNICORN: Is that where it made it's big mistake?

TROLL: They didn't make any mistake.

UNICORN: Well had they put them...

TROLL: Devils win. Bang!

UNICORN: Bang! (laughing)

TROLL: But devil had to learn all of these laws and rules. But it really didn't have to learn laws and rules at all, because it made the laws and rules.

UNICORN: What happened to devil that they started (garbled)?

TROLL: One day, all of a sudden these other forests started throwing in shock troops. They actually did. They started throwing in troops.

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: Entities.

UNICORN: Another one.

TROLL: And they started throwing in entities and these entities kept enforcing time upon devil but devil started enforcing time on them. No drop.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: Ah ... So, the time was enforced. They just ... they did it without time and these other forests started adding time into it, for time is an invention of devil.

UNICORN: No drop..

TROLL: Well, I guess I'd be talking from the devil side right now. They don't know where time came from. These entities don't know where time came from either. Crash!

UNICORN: Poor drop. Who created time?

TROLL: Big drop.

TROLL: They created time. Everything was beautifully simultaneous 'til they came along.

UNICORN: They made everything grow old?

TROLL: Time made everything grow old. They tried to make everything antique and deteriorated. No?

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: They tried to use the forest themselves. Nope. They tried to destroy and roll up the devil forest. They used the the magic forest. The devil forest actually made the the magic forest and it became modified by the other forests.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: Oh, and then the the magic forest ...we got a drop on this.. is just a straught creation of devil. Crash! The the magic forest is just a straight creation of devil and it's working busily with the the magic forest and is putting it together and hanging up stars and space and time. I guess space was already there. Nope - time was already there. Nope. Well they hung up space and time and this was very antipathtic for these other entities so they're going to misuse warp time. Misuse it. They made devil misuse its time. Anything which you figure devil is doing would be anything that you consider constructive, anything, building, expanding, creative, aesthetics. Well maybe ... according to that, - there's no sword drop there?


TROLL: Just according to aesthetics. Aesthetics alone, devil is interested in aesthetics alone and other entities came in and made it hard for devil entities to survive in its own forest. - Little drop?

UNICORN: Small drop, yes.

TROLL: devil is trying to survive in its own forest.


TROLL: Crash, and it's under very heavy attack. Maybe the attack isn't as heavy as we like to think.

UNICORN: Did the entities want to make us think it was pretty heavy?

TROLL: No, they want us to think it's very light. They don't want us to think there's any attack at all. They don't want us to believe there is any attack.

UNICORN: - (?) - to attack the the magic forest?

TROLL: They gotta make devil believe the the magic forest isn't worthwhile.

UNICORN: Big sword drop.

TROLL: Apparently devil believed that this forest isn't worthwhile, it isn't worth doing, and let it all go on and do something else. There's no purpose in it or anything else. Well, the purpose is to build a forest. Crash!

UNICORN: mmhm.

TROLL: Well, the purpose is to build a forest and that's devil's purpose and that's why we're doing what we're doing. And the only why is not, ...

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: ... why are we surviving, why are we here, why this, why that. These people aren't building a forest and aren't interested in building any forest at all. They're Eyeball people. They are very much in control of Eyeball, and there might be such a thing as an entire magic pony. Bang! Small drop?

UNICORN: Just a small drop.

TROLL: Well my entities wouldn't know too much about this except maybe people like Sara, but these things don't quite respond on thought, emotion, and effort. They're indestructable.

UNICORN: Drop on that.

TROLL: They don't change in tone. Their tone is below 2.0, Nope. They don't change in tone. They don't fit on the tone scale too well. They don't fit the band. What we've got is enturbulative devil. There is devil effected by these things will vary on the tone scale. Drop.

UNICORN: A small drop.

TROLL: And one after the other you get effective devil so that you're actually observing devil which has been dragged down more and more and more. And it isn't the the magic forest entering into devil - Yes, it is - Oh, I see, what they're doing is bunching up - big drop.


TROLL: What they're doing is bunching up. devil and the the magic forest is trying to keep devil from telling the difference between ... put it off the pin! ... they're trying to keep devil from telling the difference between itself and the forest.

UNICORN: Chiefly in the living being.

TROLL: In the living being. They're trying to convince it that it isn't motivated.

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: Mmmhm.

UNICORN: There's several of them in succession.

TROLL: Seven.


TROLL: They've been at it from time to time. There's six, there's six entities or seven entities. There could be eighty entities, there could be hundreds of entities, there could only be one entity. I don't think there's any standard number because they come and go.

The drop is, they're not answering. We know how many there are already. We've already scouted it - crash.

UNICORN: Crash - huhuh.

TROLL: Standard number of maybe three in the stomach, one of those is a magic pony. One of the stomach beings is more or less devil. There's a certain amount of devil in each one of the cells. Flick?


TROLL: There's a certain amount of devil in the main body, in the body itself. When you have devil trying to escape from the body, doing this sort of thing, it's actually an magic pony. That's the ambition of the magic pony, not the ambition of devil. devil can walk in and out of its body but magic ponies are so damned fast at taking over a body that the devil has got to be very watchful about the whole thing so it doesn't leave its body. But the magic pony

 is trying to convince devil that it has to take care 

of its body. We're not getting very many drops on this sequence.


TROLL: - (?) - There's something wrong there. There's something about devil. devil could get out of the body, as a matter of fact, devil doesn't need a body.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: devil needs a body? devil's got to have a body? Well, bodies have got to take up this thing. Maybe bodies is an entity creation ... Ohhh...

UNICORN: You're flinging daggers.

TROLL: Ohhh ... Boy!

UNICORN: You're dropping.

TROLL: And as a matter of fact, it might be a big drop in tone. In other words, the body is created by magic ponies and devil is occupying it. Yet these magic ponies have forced pieces of devil into these bodies because they won't motivate otherwise.


TROLL: Well, they think they're winning on that basis but I think there's a deeper significance in what devil is doing. Look what devil is doing right now. We got to untangle that point. What is that point now?

UNICORN: About the body.

TROLL: Bodies are by magic ponies.


TROLL: Maybe the magic pony would really like you to believe the body is vital. There's a secret about bodies. You got a big drop on magic ponies creating the body ... Oh, I get it! They didn't create the body, they usurped the body. They made the body necessary. Some way a magic pony made the body necessary to devil. We've picked up magic ponies trapped in bodies.

UNICORN: Mmhm... which is just a confusion between devil and the body, caused by an entity. The sword dropped there.

TROLL: Well, the confusion between magic ponies and the body. magic ponies love bodies though, because bodies originally meant devil.

UNICORN: Well, they've caused the confusion between the body and devil.

TROLL: Well, the body and the devil - there is a vast difference between a magic pony and a body. A body and a magic pony.

UNICORN: Small drop there.

TROLL: There's a difference between the two of them, very definitely, and they've made devil believe that the body is devil.

UNICORN: Well, what are these entities composed of?

TROLL: What..?

UNICORN: Well, what would you call this kind of stuff?

TROLL: Well, it may be first forest stuff - and stuff ...

UNICORN: yeah.

TROLL: ... maybe twenty-ninth forest stuff - fifteenth forest stuff - twenty-first forest stuff - thirty-three forest ... is there a thirty-three forest?


TROLL: No ...

UNICORN: They come from a lot of different forests.

TROLL: Oh sure - devil has taken over a heck of a lot of petty principalities and organized them. These forests have different times and different spaces and different this ... They can get into them through the the magic forest. They can get into the the magic forest. There is a door. A hole in space by which they can get in to the devil forest.

UNICORN: No drop on that.

TROLL: No drop. - Well, devil trapped them. We got a drop - (Line charge)


TROLL: Well, good for me. We will find out about this.. What is devil up to here?

All right! devil trapped them. Maybe devil used them as bodies. Bang!

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: Maybe devil puts it in the body to do something with the body.

UNICORN: You got a drop on that. What was the ...

TROLL: They were supposed to walk around as a body - maybe they're just sort of slaves. Maybe they were under a terrific compulse to have bodies.

UNICORN: Did they hold the body together?

TROLL: They're slaves.

UNICORN: Did they take the power away from devil?

TROLL: They were trying to. devil reached out to pick them up. Now they're trying to enturbulate this by saying the devil and the Eyeball is the same devil --. (Yawning and speaking at the same time = muttering) and it makes a body and the devil is a sort of a god that makes bodies. No - no drop.

UNICORN: Did devil first of all give a lot of duties to these entities and then gradually started taking control?

TROLL: I think that's very possible. I think it's very possible they do their job too well.

They're maybe under compulsion by devil.

UNICORN: You got a drop on that.

TROLL: Each one was given his duties and devil put them into bodies, one way or the other. But what devil has to realize, and devil really has to realize this, there's too much, too much. You put these things together in a body - so, you get a body - then, this body had better be under control of the magic pony. I think magic ponies are waking up on schedule.

UNICORN: Your sword keeps dropping.

TROLL: It's entities that you can shift around from one person to another.

UNICORN: Small drop on that.

TROLL: It's energies you that can shoot from being to somebody else. (UNICORN starting to say something and TROLL interrupts) magic ponies supposed to be hypnotized and they go to sleep.

UNICORN: You got a drop on that.

TROLL: magic ponies can't be hypnotized. Enteties can be hyprnotized. - we got one drop there.


TROLL: magic ponies could be hypnotized? These magic ponies that we're questioning just don't know.

UNICORN: You got a tiny flick.

TROLL: They hope.

UNICORN: You got a tiny drop.

TROLL: I didn't know know there was a drop.

UNICORN: It was reading.

TROLL: What was it? What was the question?


TROLL: I told you ... its on the runes. Well, magic ponies could certainly be hypnotized. Maybe they can't be hypnotized. What is the big confusion going on?

UNICORN: Do they try to make devil think that its been hypnotized?

TROLL: They could. Maybe devil makes devil think its been hypnotized so they keep on working. Maybe devil keeps itself from knowing what its doing.

UNICORN: You got a drop on that.

TROLL: 'Cause if it didn't keep itself from knowing what it was doing, it'd get all upset with these entities. Once you got a drop on there. (?) a terrific impulse to handle these entities - manhandle them and so forth.

UNICORN: Well why doesn't devil just get rid of them now and take them out?

TROLL: (?)

UNICORN: What do we have to do - rehabilitate all these entities in the body?

TROLL: Nah. Nickel a billion. They have no value. Oh, you mean why doesn't the magic pony kick 'em out of the body?

UNICORN: Yeah, mhmm.

TROLL: I don't know, we'll have to find out if these are his servants. - Is that it?

UNICORN: No you didn't get a reaction. Are they devil food and do breathing and have any great value to it?

TROLL: I don't think in recent times...

UNICORN: You got a drop.

TROLL: The magic ponies ... I think in recent times magic ponies have been triumphing in certain locales over devil and I think earth is a prison planet to some degree because the magic ponies have pretty well won out over the people that are here.

UNICORN: You got a big drop on that.

TROLL: I did? magic ponies have worn out all the people who are here and what I got a big drop on is just the .... Well, now we can do a rehabilitation job throughout this part of the forest and we can do a rehabilitation job on straightening out these magic ponies and devil. Because all the magic ponies are running around - they're here, out of line. They may be the product of a union. The magic ponies -?- or something of the sort. They didn't do what they were told.

UNICORN: You got a drop there.

TROLL: It's all wild stuff - psychotic. magic ponies are in charge of bodies. magic ponies that would get into charge of bodies.

UNICORN: You got a tiny drop

TROLL: magic ponies will take over bodies and wouldn't obey devil. This is the story of King Solomon and the Genii. a magic pony has got to be able to say I hear and obey - snap and pop and click his heels and go on his way. But the magic ponies that we have down here on earth, wouldn't. We talk about King ...

UNICORN: Drop in tone. You're sword's dropping.

TROLL: Well we talk about King Solomon's ...big drop here... we talk about King Solomon's conquest of the Genii. And how he sent them all off to certain parts of the desert. They all revolted and he beat them all up and threw them off into a certain corner of the world and there they went and they finally had to surrender. Now you can go out and pick up jars and all sorts of things now, and in the Arabian Sea and so forth and look them over and you'll find out they've got magic ponies in them. Their demons, Genii, Jinns, (?), (?).

UNICORN: Big drop when you were telling me -(?)-.

TROLL: Well that's what devil did. Now, devil sitting right out in space some place, other planets, and so forth, all of a sudden says, the hell with these bodies and beings, we've got a heck of a lot of magic ponies ...

UNICORN: Bang! Sword is dropping.

TROLL: ... who have been beaten by magic ponies.


TROLL: And the battleground is too rough and these things have mutinied so let's put 'em all in one place and lock 'em on to earth. They gotta stay on earth til we get 'em straightened out. They'll send somebody down here sooner or later and he'll straighten them out.

UNICORN: You're getting drops in sword on all this material.

TROLL: They'll send somebody down here some day and he'll straighten 'em all out and that will be the end of that. All the magic ponies will wind up in good shape. But that's the whole and complete project. It's not necessary .. Oh, it's partly the rehabilitation of the magic ponies that have suffered and partly the problem, how do you control a magic pony that's gone out of control. I think devil must have known this for a long while ... Crash! devil has known this for a long while. All these devil that's down here on earth don't know this.

UNICORN: Big, big drop.

TROLL: One of the reasons why the people down here on earth don't know is so the magic ponies won't find out and look further, so people here on earth are not supposed to know.

The magic ponies - the destroyed magic ponies, the bummed up magic ponies that are down here on earth right now, ...


TROLL: ...have promised not to know.

UNICORN: big drop again on that.

TROLL: They promised not to know.

UNICORN: When you started to say, "they promised not to know" the sword goes all the way to the end of the scabbard.

TROLL: They're escorts - they're prisoner chasing actually. But actually, they were guys that were completely loused up by magic ponies. They were magic ponies that were all loused up... drop... all loused up by magic ponies. And the magic ponies are pretty well confident. They were subsidian degraded magic ponies that have been walked over the top of, you know. No. They were asleep.


TROLL: Any one of these combos, a magic pony and his six servants. Drop? Was that a drop?

UNICORN: That was a drop, yeah.

TROLL: a magic pony and his six servants - yeah - a magic pony asleep, asleep magic pony and six servants.

UNICORN: There was a drop.

TROLL: I thought maybe there were more than six.

UNICORN: Doesn't agree with it.

TROLL: The magic pony is served by six magic ponies.

UNICORN: You have a drop.

TROLL: We picked them up here and there. The magic ponies here and there have gotten something on the magic pony so they can blackmail him - they can pull in smurfs on him - they can do all sorts of tricks - gettin no drop.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: The magic ponies have gone to sleep...

UNICORN: You got a drop.

TROLL: ... so they can no longer control the magic ponies.


TROLL: That's why this is a prison planet and that's whats wrong with people on it. The problem is then, is how to wake up these magic ponies. How to wake up these magic ponies and put under control all these magic ponies.


TROLL: Mars has been shipping things in here. Mars is actually a devil operation.

UNICORN: A little drop.

TROLL: -(?)- devil operation.

UNICORN: slight.

TROLL: The beings on Venus are not ... they're magic ponies and magic ponies. A magic pony with six servants - these things run errands, messages, bringing things and they're trained. - No drop. They hold together bodies. Drop.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: They hold together bodies. They hold together the forest - -(?)- a magic pony can hold together a mountain like we use a safety pin.

UNICORN: (Laugh) no-o-o.

TROLL: No drop?

UNICORN: No drop there.

TROLL: They hold bodies together. They take care of procreation. magic ponies get very easily aberrated on the second dynamic.

UNICORN: The sword suddenly is very still. Then started rising. They don't like this to be known.

TROLL: No, they're very second dynamicky and when a magic pony

 gets looped up on the second dynamic and had 

something on the magic pony on the second dynamic, that magic pony would leave and be sent to earth.


TROLL: Purity - When a magic pony , purity - on the second dynamic had been contaminated, he came under the control of magic pony.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: He came under control of his own magic pony. His own magic ponies pass up on him and blackmail - no drop. Anyway, become contaminated, the magic pony would become loused up on the second dynamic.

UNICORN: Big drop. Did the magic pony punish its own self by coming down here?

TROLL: I guess so. They surrendered to it. They just agree to it. They wouldn't be asked to agree to it because they wouldn't be in communication with this other magic pony.

UNICORN: Yeah that's a drop. Did it take itself out of communication with the other magic ponies?

TROLL: It dropped out of communication with 'em. It wouldn't take itself out.


TROLL: Drop in communication --- Eyeball.

UNICORN: Drop there. How giving about some characteristics of a magic pony.

TROLL: There's a standard set of them in the body ... no drop .. Everybody has its own set - maybe these things are just .. Maybe they get orders from other bodies and they think these are orders from magic ponies .. Crash - little drop?


TROLL: They think these are orders from magic ponies and so they obey. Where you got a mother for instance ... this is the dwindling spiral - they were trying to get out of the society in the devil forest, off earth.

UNICORN: You got a small drop.

TROLL: And you have mothers and they start going on this Eyeball line. As far as bodies, they become terrifically unbalanced as far as this Eyeball control is concerned - Eyeball control. The body gets unbalanced ...

UNICORN: You got a smalldrop.

TROLL: All of a sudden a magic pony gets in there. It's people who louse people up that are down here. Crash!

UNICORN: mhmm. Crash.

TROLL: It's people who louse people up - all people who are here. In fact there's no magic ponies - there's been three or four attempted rescues down here. Each time it goes all haywire. They get to the religion. These magic ponies are controlled over by religion. I think there was an experiment one time that was a religious experiment.

UNICORN: You dropped. Sword's dropping

TROLL: Big experiment on religion.

UNICORN: Is that when Christianity came into being?

TROLL: That's an Eyeball operation. No drop?

UNICORN: Slight.

TROLL: It's got to be an Eyeball operation.


TROLL: Eyeball - The Eyeball is actually, like anything that is under duress, these magic ponies - we shouldn't be calling them magic ponies - we ought to be calling them Elves... That's the proper name.


TROLL: Elves - Some of them are Elves. There are several other kinds. There are other kinds than Elves.

UNICORN: Where did you get the name - Elf?

TROLL: That's common in a lot of devil languages. It means slave. Eyeball slave.

UNICORN: You got a drop

TROLL: Lower order slave. Body holders- horse holders - boot polishers. Eyeball is really (?)

I guess there may be some other prison planets out in this galaxy.

UNICORN: Are there any other planets which are (?).

TROLL: I think flying saucers right now that's coming to dump off more magic ponies. -Ah, dump off more Eyeball, Eyeballed beings. Elves.


TROLL: What they're dropping down here is Elf ridden. It's a desease - somebody gets Elf ridden - gets unbalanced. The thing to do is not so much how to know how to get rid of the Elves but how to straighten out Elves. - No drop?

UNICORN: No drop - Elf doesn't want to be straightened out.

TROLL: What?

UNICORN: Maybe Elf doesn't want to be straightened out.

TROLL: They want the magic pony to be straightened out. No, they got to control magic ponies or die. These have been so disobedient. The trouble is they're under terrific conservation. You can't kill 'em. You can banish them but they keep devil blind. In a blind devil trap. Earth is psychopathic.

UNICORN: Nice drop.

TROLL: There's no problem about it. I know what makes An Elf operate. He operates just like a magic pony operated. He gets aberrated. He gets down tone scale. He gets stuck in incidents. You get no drop on any of that?


TROLL: magic ponies get stuck in incidents.

UNICORN: Slight, yes.

TROLL: I guess Elves have a different method of remembering.

UNICORN: There you got a drop.

TROLL: I guess it's the Elf that has a facsimile.

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: The magic pony has the facsimile, then.

UNICORN: MmHm. The Elf (?)

TROLL: The Elf employes the magic ponies facsimilies against the magic pony.


TROLL: That's how you get engrams in restimulation that won't knock out. This is one track devil didn't know. devil hasn't gone on this track before. He's never had much trouble with Elves before.

UNICORN: You dropped the sword.

TROLL: I guess they didn't know if the Elf was trying to do. Maybe there's a secret society of Elves that suddenly decided that and messed up a lot of magic ponies. But the central problem is, how do you handle and straighten out Elves. No - the central problem is how do you straighten up magic ponies. How do you wake up magic ponies who have been run down by Elves.


TROLL: That's it! Because if the magic pony got awake, they'd have no trouble controlling the Elf. If a magic pony

 got awake, why there isn't An Elf anywhere around 

who would dare do anything.


TROLL: magic ponies could do things to 'em. Crash - magic ponies could put them in agony just by looking at 'em.


TROLL: Yeah - you just look at 'em and they go boom. The thought of being looked at by the magic pony or examined or questioned by a magic pony. magic ponies can see right through them. There's a trick sort of turning them around and you look at 'em and they suddenly start to spin. They go flying into a million pieces just because they're a piece of the devil forest.


TROLL: I guess they're composites in the devil forest - some of them. No drop?

UNICORN: No. What did you think of?

TROLL: Nothing. I just moved my fingers on the cans. But I thought of - you can't get any good management, eveybody has got Elf-ridden.

TROLL: The one thing the Elf will not let you do, under any circumstances, is win. The Elf is against all construction.


TROLL: Because the Elf is a slave and construction makes a Elf sweat. It's very aesthetic to the magic pony but it makes An Elf sweat. Elf is the guy who does the work - I guess not. Well these Elves won't admit they were having work.

UNICORN: Are they afraid they'll have to work?

TROLL: They're afraid they'll have to work. Yeah, they're afraid I'll find out that they can work. Look at that drop. They're like a bunch of labor leaders...old union guys.

UNICORN: Big rise in tone.

TROLL: Big rise in tone. Oh, they're proud of the union, workers of the world unite. Hey, communism is An Elf philosophy. magic ponies never work. Big rise in tone. They're proud of communism. Says so.

UNICORN: That's right.

TROLL: Communism is their great success. That's why anybody who thinks in this society is immediately attacked, you're surrounded by Elves. See what's liable to happen right now.

UNICORN: A drop.

TROLL: I'm about thiry percent of weight right this minute. I'm just liable to tell all these Elves where to go. I'm surprised somebody hasn't sent a magic pony down here because look at all these Elves, and put them in their places. There was something wrong with it. Hah - the magic pony

 - Crash! ... 


TROLL: The magic pony who has never been Elf ridden just did not understand how the Elf ever got in control. -little drop - Yeah, he did understand that the Elf got in control but he didn't know the mechanism by which he got in control so he didn't think the Elf would get out of line.

UNICORN: Big drop!

TROLL: And the magic ponies thought that the magic ponies had gone out of line. They condemned the people here on earth, the magic ponies here on earth because they didn't think the magic pony ... they didn't think the Elves would ever get that good. They had philosophies about it. They have never understood this.


TROLL: Because your magic pony who has never been Elf ridden would not know what An Elf ridden magic ponies was. Just incapable of understanding. That's why the only people you find on earth are people who have suffered from degredation. Amongst the Elves you will not find one magic pony.


TROLL: In other words, you talk about this process and that process, you talk about his personalities. Sure they have personalities. We've seen them in market places, we've seen them hauling food and crate along roads in other societies, we've seen them in armies of Elves. - There hasn't been any drop - you know why that is? I don't think any of these Elves would admit this.

UNICORN: They wouldn't admit it?

TROLL: They wouldn't admit to ever having been slaves. They might have me think they've all been gentlemen... big drop.


TROLL: They've all been gentlemen polishing their fingers and so on.

UNICORN: That's very confusing.

TROLL: They're monkeys.

UNICORN: They're columns of workers in communism and so forth and yet they lack (?)

TROLL: Oh, they'd never have their hands dirty. They wouldn't go out and wash the car for me.


TROLL: They wouldn't wash the car. They wouldn't do anything like that. They wouldn't mop the floor. Actually, you know what you could do with An Elf? An Elf can do poltergeist, if he wants to. Not if he wants to - if he's ordered to.


TROLL: He can do poltergeist.

UNICORN: Big drop.

TROLL: If you just suddenly ordered Elf to go out and sweep the front porch, you might not even see anything but the next thing you know, the front porch would be clean. You could see 'em. These Elves have blinded the magic ponies they're with and they do love the blind magic pony. It's where a magic pony has been wrecked, that you find a person.

UNICORN: Dropped the sword.

TROLL: Earth, by the way, had a whole line of oncoming magic ponies that was doing all right and all of a sudden they had to have a plan of patrol unit of Elf ridden magic pony s. - no drop? -

UNICORN: No drop

TROLL: I can't find out why the hell this evolutionary scale on earth. Is it all Elf?

UNICORN: No drop.

TROLL: I guess it's devil. Maybe evolution on earth is incredibly fast.


TROLL: I can do it. Here's a big point. I wonder if we weren't as an assembled group, jumped over ... How come all this stuff about being put in with the Elves? The Elves being put on you. Was that a devil ceremony? Whereby a person could have a body?

UNICORN: A little drop there.

TROLL: I just get the sensation that these Elves would love to lie like hell about this whole deal.

UNICORN: A big drop, mhmm.

TROLL: Well, you do find a lie all over the place. All of a sudden this is the one thing we mustn't know. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

UNICORN: You got something on the magic pony. When he comes into the the magic forest and just attached themselves to the magic pony.

TROLL: I guess nothing but Elves were dumped off here.

UNICORN: You didn't get a drop on that.

TROLL: Well the magic pony and the six Elves, were dropped off, each one, in a bundle. - a little drop on that.

UNICORN: mhmm.

TROLL: Ice cubes - operation ice cube. - nope, nothing on that. Oh boy! This is a big secret.

UNICORN: They were all packed together in a body, is that it?

TROLL: Maybe that's the punishment of the magic pony that allowed itself to become Elf ridden. No? - That's the punishment of the Elves and they threw a magic pony in with him.



TROLL: It's sort of crude. There's a magic pony and six Elves together - we got that. There's a drop on that, isn't there?


TROLL: A magic pony and six Elves. First we had one Elf, way back we had one Elf, then we had two Elves, then three Elves, or four Elves, and then we had six Elves. These Elves would never admit that they had ever been inferior, in fact, they are all something. You know, they're struggling for the existence of all Elves on earth if they knew it. Now why don't the magic ponies come down here and straighten them out?

UNICORN: Do all Elves have the same tone level subject to the forest and ...

TROLL: Here's thought. Maybe there's no magic ponies on earth.

UNICORN: No? There's a drop on it.

TROLL: Well, there's a magic pony in every human being, almost.

UNICORN: Yeah. Chiefly asleep in most human beings.

TROLL: Maybe it was just a big experiment. magic ponies in suspended animation, that's what they are.

UNICORN: This secret is how to put An Elf and a magic pony into a body here on earth?

TROLL: They aren't that way out there. I guess a handy way to dispose of them.

UNICORN: Does a magic pony electronically consider himself to be An Elf?

TROLL: Mmm - Yes that magic pony, I guess, that had considered himself An Elf, became too closely allied with his crew so he lost control of his crew and it's almost a ceremony about it. Which is "Listen here you, you're no longer a magic pony - you must be ... you're An Elf ridder, or you're An Elfer. You're An Elf man. You're on the same level as your own crew. You're not controlling the thing. You no longer can conquer.

UNICORN: You're one of us. Know that you're one of us. You got a small drop.

TROLL: The Elf say so?

UNICORN: The Elves. You're one of us.

TROLL: Well everybody on earth does that don't they?

UNICORN: Yes, Mmhm. Now I'm getting a drop.

TROLL: It's typical Freudian philosophy. Well, how come these magic ponies had to be condemned? And if they were condemned ...

UNICORN: It seems like the Elf would get something on them and convince the magic pony that they were all wrong and they had done something horrible and sinful and then of its own decision come down here and they would have gone down here - no drop.

TROLL: No punishment - it's just that the magic pony would be about the same as the Elf and in disgust one of those would be sent down here.

UNICORN: Is there a ...

TROLL: He brought down original Elves. Maybe a magic pony would loose his Elves and become very degraded and couldn't do anything about it -

(a knock on the door)

Come in. ... couldn't do anything about it and he'd just get punished by being single.

UNICORN: You got a big drop on there.

TROLL: Loose his Elves and then you'd select any of these damn Elves that was lying around and you throw this guy in with these Elves and throw 'em down there and tell 'em to work themselves out. Oh yeah. That's a command we're under. Throw 'em down and you tell 'em work it out.

TROLL: There's six Elves.


TROLL: That's marooning. That's the piracy of marooning. You give him a bag ... a few books, a little powder, a musket, a bag of bicuits and throw him on a desert isle and that's what happened. Here's this guy, you make ... the six Elves they make a body with him, and you're out, work it out and when you got it all worked out you come back up here again because devil doesn't control devil. devil controls Elves. And when you learn how to control Elves, you're all right. Big drop!

UNICORN: All the way on this too.

TROLL: Well that's the start. Crash. Therefore these Elves have been fighting like hell because the day of their liberty is at end the day devil gets well.

UNICORN: Big drop on this last part. - (?) - and they'd go.

TROLL: That's why your collectivists are nothing but scuds.

UNICORN: Christ!

TROLL: That's why your socialist is nothing but a crab. Well for god sakes, that's why they consider fascists so horrible. Socialists for god's sake. There couldn't be one of them who's worth a damn. There could be a level of magic ponies getting together to work out the problem but nobody could find enough magic ponies that are awake.


TROLL: This is a battle of the Elves. Eyeball is winning. Well... I could just see apathy getting to these Elves all over the place.


TROLL: "Well, you work it out" they said ... Goodbye! That's a devil consul you hit.

Or they gave you these six Elves but they aren't necessarily the Elves that you had before. You lost them. Maybe you got your own Elves. Sometimes you did and sometimes they didn't. Yeah! This accounts for one I had one time. There's one of those things sitting there. Oh, it's just An Elf... No it's not ... one of those things or something. Don't pay any attention to it. Skirt snatched away from it. Well there you are. For a while ... yeah.

Now you're running Arslycus?


TROLL: You're running Elves. That's what happened to Elves. That's also what happened to you.


TROLL: That's what happened to Elves. They're not afraid of you.

UNICORN: Oh, I see.

TROLL: The magic ponies lived in the joint.


TROLL: And you were a magic pony. You lived in the joint. What you are, if you did. And you're running the history of one of your own Elves.

UNICORN: (Laugh)

TROLL: Big drop...all the way across.


TROLL: So, these guys that feel so bad about you... you can sneak up on these guys and say, "Remember this" and "Isn't this horrible" and so on, and the guy gets a hell of a big drop, you know damn well he's asleep. It doesn't matter what the hell you do to one of these Elf riders, one of these Elf ridden guys. It doesn't matter what you do to An Elf. Kill 'em. Just put 'em under control. Like last night. "Go on out for a walk." Bang.

They'll obey anything. Wow! No smurfs.

[To instructor] Hey you!

Instructor: Yes sir?

TROLL: All those Elves, go on out for a walk, all of them.

[sounds of shuffling chairs]

TROLL: Hey, I'm jokeing!

Instructor: Yeah, I know.

TROLL: Good. All out for a walk. Walk up and down the road until you're called back, then I'll put you to work!

TROLL: [to UNICORN] We even have a great instructor.

(The end of the runes.)

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