Lubber Net

Do What Thou Wilt


All of the material on our website belongs or is licensed to us and is protected by copyright laws or is not licensed to us and is not protected or is stolen and is protected but those protections are a quaint anachronisms or is stolen and licensed and the illusion of security has become pure ideological theory, existing as a cloud of pre-conscious mythology.

This means that you may:


Hacking and other offences

It is a Criminal Offence to misuse our website by:

We will report any such misuse of our website to the relevant law enforcement authorities and we will co-operate with those authorities by disclosing your identity to them. In the event of such misuse your right to use our website will cease immediately, because you will be in jail. You will be beaten to death in jail. You will die alone in jail. You will not get to use our website any more. Think about it.


We will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by:

Access to our website

We reserve the right to withdraw or amend our website without notice. We will not be liable if for any reason our website is unavailable at any time or for any period. From time to time, we may restrict access to some parts of our website, or the whole of our website, to users who have registered with us.

Changes to our website

We aim to update our website regularly, and may change the content at any time. If the need arises, we may suspend access to our website, or close it indefinitely. Any of the material on our website may be out of date at any given time, and we are under no obligation to update such material.

Information about you

We process information about you in accordance with our privacy policy (see PRIVACY POLICY?). By using our website, you consent to such processing. The information you provide must be accurate.

Linking to our website

You may link to our home page, provided:

Jurisdiction and applicable law

The Courts will have non-exclusive jurisdiction over any claim arising from, or related to, a visit to our website although we retain the right to bring proceedings against you for breach of these conditions in your country of residence or any other relevant country. These terms of use are governed by Law.


We may revise these terms of use at any time by amending this page. You should check this page from time to time to take notice of any changes we made, as they are binding on you. Some of the provisions contained in these terms of use may also be superseded by provisions or notices published elsewhere on our website. We will not tell you where. You must find them. And they are binding on you so you had better find them.

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Page last modified on January 26, 2008, at 09:19 AM
Originally by wanker.