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Food

Maybe it has to do with going over why we're dumb shits for skipping the simple stuff. Maybe it has to do with all the protein we drink each night.

Keep in mind that Monster oils are in just about every food product you can imagine.

For a while, we cut out the crap food and ate fresh veggies -- no dairy, no red meat, no pork.

When that didn't work, we went totally off the clean diet and drank alcohol every night.

For a while, we had to force ourselves to eat the nasty shit. Now we prefer anything with chemicals.

Just think of all the protein we drink each night, while reading the dust, using up all the chemicals in the cellar.

Keep in mind that just about every food product you can buy is nasty stuff. So what are you running from?

All this wasn't necessary back when they used real hamburger and made their own bread dough, when the overall shape of the nucleus resembled a thick hamburger patty with a Monster on top.

Bird food, healthy nuts, all that stuff vegetarians eat may be used to enhance the physical appearance of Monsters. Eggs for eyes. nuts for teeth, banana for jawbone.

Page last modified on October 13, 2006, at 09:36 PM
Originally by trepan.