Satan Wants to Fuck You!

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Dave asked him what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good hotel and get to work on Satan's huge red ass. The audience started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at the audience and dead-panned his response "That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!"

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