Lubber Net

Terrorist Fist Jab

Using hot spatula, coat head an neck with cream cheese.
Set aside two long sturdy twigs.
Coat top of head with remaining twigs and dirt.
Allow to dry until cream cheese, twigs, and dirt have formed a crusty shell.
Insert long twigs into ears, twisting firmly.
Throw salt into eyes.
Inhale despair through nose.
Force head through television.
Repeat until done.

Page last modified on July 02, 2011, at 05:19 PM
Last edited by Brandi.
Based on work by ncbpgd and jfunapyatpo.
Originally by The Cubicle of Ra.