( traditional grad student shanty )
Oooh! Where has me funding all gone, lads! Were has me funding all gone? I had me a grant right here in me pants, But now all me funding is gone! Where are me boots? Me noggy noggy boots? They've all gone for beer and tobacco! The leather's kicked about and the soles are all worn out, And my toes are looking out for better weather! Oooh! Where has me funding all gone, lads! Were has me funding all gone? I bought paper and books, now I've nothing to cook And all o' me funding is gone! Where is me shirt, me noggy noggy shirt? It's all gone for beer and tobacco! The collar's all worn out and the front is kicked about, And my tails are looking out for better weather! Oooh! Where has me funding all gone, lads! Were has me funding all gone? I had missing time, now I've narry a dime, And all o' me funding is gone! I feel sick in the head and I haven't been to bed, Since first I came ashore with me plunder! I see centipedes and snakes, and I'm full of pains and aches, And I think that I should push out over yonder! Oooh! Where has me funding all gone, lads! Were has me funding all gone? I spent all me tin on whiskey and gin, And all o' me funding is gone! Oooooh! Where has me funding all gone, lads! Were has me funding all gone? I had me a grant right here in me pants! But now all me funding is gone!