Lubber Net


An Exciting Fanfic

Littles: Let's get the Smurfs! Yeah!

(the Littles sing their annoying theme song while picking up small weapons and trying to stab Smurfs with them)

Papa Smurf: We'll move the army here, and then we'll strike when they--

Brainy Smurf: Are we there yet?

(the other Smurfs toss Brainy aside as they sing their "la la la" theme, and later the "Smurfberry Crunch" theme)

Gargamel: At long last, I'll be able to capture the Smurfs and boil them into gold! It's funny how I've been to the villiage about two hundred times, and I haven't once been able to remember where it is until now...I must have been smoking the mushrooms they live in or something...

(approximately 100 feet away, the Stunticons are driving over the plains in their vehicluar modes)

Drag Strip: So what are we doing on this mission again?

Motormaster: We're headed to the secret chemical plant in the forest!

Drag Strip: Oh, yeah, now I remember.

(as the Stunticons drive through, they run over Gargamel, the Smurfs and the Littles, killing them all without even acknowledging their existence).

				The End

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A couple kids, a full time job, no babysitter and I'm a slob. You wor king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet ked part time. You went to grad school. I worked my butt off. I worked my heart out. When we we king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet nt bankrupt, that's when I found out, you didn't care if I lived or died.

Call me Adra instead of Abra out of deference to o king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet ne named ALAA it's all the same here at Camp Granada. Stormy weather and no hope for any bedda.

I beg for help. You don't return. I guess you would say that's king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet

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14 year king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet s (six of them married) have earned.

I think it's funny that there are some folks today, those same ones who buy vegan shoes on eeebay. They don't wear corpses but they king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet 'll help make them; it's so amusing (not to mention tragic) how far philosophy (and pretending) will take them.

Anyway, I got to go now. The kids are needy. This was my VACATION. Should I say it LOUDER? Do I r king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet isk damnation? There was a party. You weren't invited. It's always been that way why dooo you fight it?

I am not fighting. I'm jus king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet t explaining. I need attention. My strength is waning. Think king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet of Kim Novak and then forget her. The Hawaii part will really be much better.

I am sorry. I am remorseful. I have king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet tried to be resourceful. I still love you. I'm your wife. Please, oh please, don't throw away our life.

And to others who mi king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet ght be reading yes I am begging and I am pleading I am king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet

 broken

my soul is bleeding.

So, what do I have to lose? My pride? HA

I still want him. I can feel him. She must think that she can heal him. He i king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet s married. He has children. I say flirtation you say collaboration.

But I just want you to love me. Didn't you promise to love me? Isn't that why we made a family?

Teach me Tiger.

Hey, that's great that you quit smoking. That's king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet

 the important thing.

And wiggle room. And thank you, thank you, Tee Hee, you are my hero. Shall we COLLABORATE again soon? Oh, yes, let's. TeeHee. And it's furrycheeks, not fluffycheeks. Sorry. Hey, so king nut king nut hickory king oedipus king of beasts king of england king of france king of great britain king of the herring king oliver king orange king penguin king post king protea king salmon king snake king vulture king whiting king william pine king's counsel king's english king's evil king's ransom king's spear king-size king-sized kingbird kingbolt kingcup kingdom kingdom animalia kingdom come kingdom fungi kingdom monera kingdom of belgium kingdom of bhutan kingdom of cambodia kingdom of denmark kingdom of god kingdom of lesotho kingdom of morocco kingdom of nepal kingdom of norway kingdom of saudi arabia kingdom of spain kingdom of swaziland kingdom of sweden kingdom of thailand kingdom of the netherlands kingdom of tonga kingdom plantae kingdom protoctista kingfish kingfisher kingfisher daisy kinglet kinglike kingly kingmaker kingpin kings canyon national park kingship kingsnake kingston kingston-upon hull kingstown kingwood kingwood tree kinin kink kink up kinkajou kinky kino kino gum kinosternidae kinosternon kinsey kinsfolk kinshasa kinship kinship by marriage kinship group kinsman kinsperson kinswoman kinyarwanda kiosk kiowa kip kip down kipling kiplingesque kipp's apparatus kipper kippered herring kippered salmon kirchhoff kirchhoff's laws kirchner kirghiz kirghizia kirghizstan kirgiz kirgizia kirgizstan kiribati kiribati dollar kirk kirkia kirkia wilmsii kirkuk kirpan kirsch kirtle kishar kishinev kishke kislev kismat kismet rry. That's what I mean when I say "Pretending."

Remember in Dead Man how the guy keeps asking for tobacco?

Remember that?

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