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Dear Winner

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the national Lottery Winners, an International promo. Your address fall to the ticket number with serial main number drew lucky star numbers -- the Lucky Star numbers were 1 and 3 -- which consequently won in the 2nd category of this program, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of Euro. (One Million Euros)


Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning informations confidential until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000 company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

This lottery promo was sponsored by Euro Million Lottery Programme. To create awareness of their programme all over the world. This awareness has been in the media for some time now. We hope that, with part of your winning, you will take part in our march.

All unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform their agent / webmaster as soon as possible.


Sincerely yours,

Mrs, Ana Maria Lopez P.H.F

Result Coordinator (Enquires)

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

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