Put salt, starch, water and Polymethylsiloxane into large bucket. Mix until play-doh.
Apply thin line of glue to face. Apply mustache to face. Put remainder of glue into large bucket.
Put on floppy hat. Throw play-doh into air until it is pizza.
Bake.
Sell.
Kill.
Kill!
KILL!
KILL KILL KILL!!!
